Just thought of a few jokes;
Scientists discovered a new gene known as laziness, we’d know more but why bother?
Two people are venturing through the forest and one got bitten
Man:I got bit in the bum by a poisonous snake, go get help.
The friend runs to the nearest village, finds a docter and tells him what happens. He is delivering a baby so he advises the friend to make a cut, drink the poison then spit it out.The friend runs back.
Man:What did the docter say?
Friend:You’re gonna die
Did you here about the band who fell down a hill? They were called the rolling stones!!
Why can’t curtains see?
There usually a blind things
You know all planets are married, it’s true; some even have a ring.
Hope you like them!!!!😀😀😀😅😅😅