Just thought of a few jokes;

Scientists discovered a new gene known as laziness, we’d know more but why bother?

Two people are venturing through the forest and one got bitten

Man:I got bit in the bum by a poisonous snake, go get help.            

The friend runs to the nearest village, finds a docter and tells him what happens. He is delivering a baby so he advises the friend to make a cut, drink the poison then spit it out.The friend runs back.

Man:What did the docter say?

Friend:You’re gonna die

Did you here about the band who fell down a hill? They were called the rolling stones!!

Why can’t curtains see?

There usually a blind things

You know all planets are married, it’s true; some even have a ring.

Hope you like them!!!!πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


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